dude: Oooooooooooooooh...
dude: Heaven let your light shine down.
Blisteredavalon7: right.
dude: What's up?
Blisteredavalon7: chillin like a villian with a sleepy baby.
Blisteredavalon7: you?
dude: Chillin' like a villain, trying to make a baby.
Blisteredavalon7: nuh uh.
dude: I can only hope to get pregnant someday.
dude: Preferably by a lesbian.
Blisteredavalon7: that would be sweet.
dude: It would be.
dude: I think I could learn A LOT from a lesbian girlfriend.
Blisteredavalon7: and yet, it is not possible for you to have a lesbian girlfriend.
dude: Maybe I have already reached the peak of my intelligence then?
Blisteredavalon7: unless you use your intelligence to magically morph into a girl and THEN have a lesbian girlfriend.
dude: That'd be awesome.
dude: I'd give up my penis for a chance to be with a lesbian.
Blisteredavalon7: ahaha
Blisteredavalon7: best...quote......ever.
dude: Yet it rings sooo true.
dude: FINALLY... I've been waiting all my life for this.
dude: 3/09/2005
dude: YES!
dude: Thank God for Jamdat.
Blisteredavalon7: exsqueeze me?
dude: They have finally released "Yahtzee Deluxe" for mobile phone users.
Blisteredavalon7: no shit.
dude: Now finally, more reasons for people who drive while using cell phones, to crash.
Blisteredavalon7: .....................again....no shit.
dude: Talk about dying a happy man... If I could die while playing Yahtzee, and running over small children without noticing... I think that'd be a good way to go.
Blisteredavalon7: hmm
Blisteredavalon7: yahtzee makes me think of my gramma.
Blisteredavalon7: she's a yahtzee playin fool.
dude: Right right.
dude: Yahtzee makes me think of Dungeons & Dragons.
dude: The whole game revolves around rolling dice & stat tracking.
Blisteredavalon7: yeah, but my gramma didn't have all her friends sitting around the kitchen table sipping vodka and 7-up while playing dungeons and dragons.
dude: Vodka?
Blisteredavalon7: vodka.
dude: Dungeons & Dragons is only cool while playing with straight edge kids.
dude: w/ Cheetos.
dude: Can vegans eat Cheetos?
Blisteredavalon7: i don't know. are there animal parts in cheetos?
dude: Cheese?
dude: Maybe?
Blisteredavalon7: i thought it was fake cheese.
dude: Might be.
dude: The cheese on Cheetos is similar to Tootsie Roll pops.
Blisteredavalon7: WHAT??
dude: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Is the cheese on Cheetos, real or fake? The world may never know.
Blisteredavalon7: i thought you were saying there was cheese or fake-cheese-product in tootsie pops.
Blisteredavalon7: you got me all ruffled up for nothing!
dude: Nope.
dude: I have a question.
Blisteredavalon7: ooooooooooook.
dude: Do you think less guys would masturbate, if they found out that masturbation leads to pregnancy? (so they would need to wear a condom everytime they did it, if they didn't want to get themselves pregnant?)
Blisteredavalon7: probably.
dude: Because it leads to pregnancy? Or because it wouldn't be free anymore?
Blisteredavalon7: both, don't you think?
dude: I didn't know if you thought it'd be due MORE to one or the other.
Blisteredavalon7: no.
Blisteredavalon7: what do you think?
dude: I don't know... I'd probably cut back a little bit, but I'd still probably do it at least once a day... Probably buy a box of condoms at the beginning of each week or something... I don't know though... it'd be weird.
Blisteredavalon7: well either way, it's a good thing guys can't get pregnant.
dude: I'll agree with that.
dude: Especially if the babies grew in the balls for 9 months...
dude: That would literally prevent you from walking, for the last 6 months or so.
Blisteredavalon7: ahaha.
Blisteredavalon7: well it almost prevents you from walking anyway
dude: Yeah, but just imagine if it was hanging between your legs the entire time... at least in the stomach, it has SOME sort of support from the rest of your body.
Blisteredavalon7: yeah, it's just squishing all your internal organs and making it nearly impossible to breathe.
dude: It would especially suck for me, because I have relatively small balls anyways... So I don't think I could get used to a sudden 8-9 pound increase for a couple of months...
Blisteredavalon7: good lord.
Blisteredavalon7: i have to go.
dude: Ha, I apologize.
dude: Seriously, I'm sorry if I went too far overboard there.
Blisteredavalon7: it's alright. all is forgiven.
dude: Awesome.
Blisteredavalon7: i do have to go, though. i'm at my parents' house and my dad's going to bed. comp is in his room.
dude: Ah, righteo.
dude: Well have a good night, and I guess I'll talk to you later sometime.
Blisteredavalon7: and you know this
dude: Word.

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